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Happy Birthday, Ghostie!
Posted On 12/22/2011 21:21:20

also,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!




Get ready for the holidays....
Posted On 11/29/2011 18:34:54

It's Christmas at Twisted Pleasures!

Not to mention Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Yule, Diwali, Bodhi Day and Festivus....

It doesn't matter whether you've been naughty or nice (or both at once) - Sexy Santa has goodies for all!

Join our horny holidays at Twisted Pleasures, and have a happy nude year.

Anyone want to slide down my chimney?

Anyone...?


Just a reminder....
Posted On 11/13/2011 17:39:23

Short and to the point.

You post spam here, just once, you're banned permanently. No exceptions, no second chances.

'Nuff said.


ZERO TOLERANCE for Spammers
Posted On 07/19/2011 18:58:27

This blog is directed toward those individuals who feel the need to post blogs to sell things that no one wants to buy.

When you signed up for a membership here, you agreed to abide by our Terms of Use. One of the clauses contained in the Terms of Use states:


Quote:
(d.)You explicitly agree, in using the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network, or any service provided by the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network, that you shall not:

     (iv.) provide or use the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network and any Content or service provided by the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network in any commercial manner or in any manner that would involve junk mail, spam, chain letters, pyramid schemes, or any other form of unauthorized advertising without our prior written consent;


These Terms of Use apply whether you've actually read them or not.

The Terms of Use also state that:


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(a.) Accounts will be deleted for serious or legal reasons, use of proxy servers, providing false or misleading information, if upon joining you are younger than 18 years of age, or that deletion or banning of any member is deemed necessary for any reason, which can and will be done at the discretion of The owner(s) and/or administrator(s) of the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network. The owner(s) and/or administrator(s) of the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network may delete your account at any time and The owner(s) and/or administrator(s) of the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network do not have to offer any explanation as to why. The owner(s) and/or administrator(s) of the Twisted Pleasures Website and Network reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.


We don't intend to abuse this authority, but posting spam - just once - will be deemed sufficient reason to permanently ban any user and delete his or her account. Any spam that is posted willl be deleted as soon as we become aware of it.

If you're here just to spam the place, save us all time and slink on out of town.


Thanks from Twisted Tit Tavern
Posted On 12/11/2010 09:01:14

Maybe unbeknownst to the majority of the members here, two of our writers at TTT - Silknleather and Ghost - have been saving our stories to their own machines so we'd have a backup in case of a site crash. During our recent scare, we discovered we weren't quite up-to-date on the backups. Ghost went well beyond the call of duty Thursday when the site came back, copying and saving everything we were still lacking to bring us up to speed. It was an immense undertaking, and one that I think deserves recognition, from the staff and from our readers.

So if you read TTT, drop by her page and say something nice; and if you don't read TTT, drop by and see us. You might be surprised….


It's almost here...!
Posted On 09/29/2010 21:52:45

One more day of pretty pirates, and then we come to my bar-none FAVORITE time of the year!

...Halloween.

At which point I begin a new series of pics, with witches and vampires, mummies and Brides of Frankenstein, ghosties and ghoulies and long-leggity beasties

and Things That Go "Bump" In The Night.

Be there and be scared! (And maybe a tad aroused, too!)




Pirate wenches, unite!
Posted On 09/12/2009 17:56:20

Think ye can't be as fierce and dangerous as any sea dog that ever sailed the Spanish Main? Think again, me hearties! Ye can not only be as official a blackguard as any man, but ye can look damn good doin' it!

Behold!

http://www.mollyroger.com/index.html

Tell 'em Cap'n Mortuis sent ye! Arrrrrr!



Want to learn more?
Posted On 09/09/2009 19:44:26

Want to learn more of pirates and piracy than Captain Blood or Cap'n Jack Sparrow? One of the best books on the topic, Buccaneers and Pirates of Our Coasts, by Frank Stockton has been reproduced here in its entirety.

Have fun! Arrrrr!


Tags: Pirates Piracy Arrrrr


Ahoy!
Posted On 09/05/2009 17:21:03

September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, a holiday I have an inexplicable fondness for; therefore, for the days between now and then, my little piece of Twisted Pleasures will become the Spanish Main. Arrrrr! I'll be posting pirate pics in the galle(r)y and you can probably locate some more-or-less piratey music on my page.

Hope you enjoy!

Tags: International Talk Like A Pirate Day